OS 21: OUT ON THE TOWN

HEY OUTSTAGRS!

ITS THAT TIME!!

TIME TO GET TOWNED!!!

The 2020 OBSDN Men of Color Calendar is now ready for shopping and shipping! 

You can check out  12 guys from across the country in various fields pose in black white pic collages consisting of tasteful artistic body poses , undergear and fashion styles. 

To purchase go to www.maatology-productions.myshopify.com or click the ad on the right hand side of this blog (WEB VERSION OF BLOG).  LIMITED SUPPLY WILL BE SOLD.

Here are the gents who have participated in the 2020 calendar. This is the poster that is also on sale on the Shopify link. It retails at www.maatology-productions.myshopify.com 

Parts of the proceeds of both the calendar and poster  will go Jessie B's Academy for Preschoolers in St Louis.

We will be seeking gents of color for our 2021 calendar set for July 2020 release. Shoots will start Jan 16. If interested in shooting email to snaphoney2011@gmail.com for more details!

Now lets get town!

YOURS TRULY didnt do any traveling AGAIN last weekend, so we get into some segments....

FIT TALEZ

 This week I have a fitness gym story that may be a bit gross so dont eat your lunch while you read the following:   

This was recent at the Golds Gym that I currently attend. So it was after one of my workouts and I always ALWAYS take a shower in the lockerroom after each workout. I refuse to leave the gym with sweaty skin.

So this particular day when I was prepping to walk to the private shower area, there is a small aisle way to walk down to enter the showers. Well, there was one guy who was walking to the showers  and as he was bending to grab something from his bag to go into the shower. Mind you, it was just us getting ready to take a shower.  So  as I was walking near him, his back turned from me,  he bent over  to get something out his bag on the floor of the aisle where his shower area was and he let  out a HUGE FART that shot straight in my direction. 

And the fart echoed. 

He said, "OH EXCUSE ME."

Now mind you, his naked butt was bent over when he did it!

I was so shocked that I couldnt say anything. Not , "Thats OK." or "Its All Good." or "You Nasty MF." I guess I was a bit mortified but it wasnt done intentionally.  So as I walked into a shower, in my mind I was like, "Did he just fart....in my direction?" 

Now my question is, "Is this an assault with a deadly weapon?"

LOL                                            

For this week, I have one

I usually go to Dollar Tree on Saturdays to pick up some mens grooming items and any other what nots after I work out. The one I usually go to is the one in Hazelwood.

So this particular Saturday Im in line, and there is this very colorful 40 something urban check out woman who rings up people while cracking jokes. Very animated. 

Well, this particular Saturday she must have thought she was on Def Comedy Jam. All she needed was a mic.  While some people in her line were amused, some were annoyed, including myself.

During her stand up at the cash machine I was next in line before a customer was getting checked out. The check out lady got one of those shopping dividers that is used to separate peoples items and she threw it in my direction.

Then she said, "Oh, sorry, didnt mean to throw it at you."

I just looked at her. 

If stares could kill.

In my mind, I was saying, "If you werent up in here trying to be a comic, and getting pumped up with adrenaline from people laughing AT YOU then you would be paying attention to what you are doing."

But the jokes stopped quickly when I got up to her register, and acted like a professional, even helped to press the RECEIPT button on the console where you swipe your card. Guess she thought I was going to contact the manager.

But Im sure the jokes continued after I left.

SMH

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OS 20: OUT ON THE TOWN

HEY OUTSTAGRS!

ITS THAT TIME!!

TIME TO GET TOWNED!!!

The 2020 OBSDN Men of Color Calendar is now ready for shopping and shipping! 

You can check out  12 guys from across the country in various fields pose in black white pic collages consisting of tasteful artistic body poses , undergear and fashion styles. 

To purchase go to www.maatology-productions.myshopify.com or click the ad on the right hand side of this blog (WEB VERSION OF BLOG).  LIMITED SUPPLY WILL BE SOLD.

Here are the gents who have participated in the 2020 calendar. This is the poster that is also on sale on the Shopify link. It retails at www.maatology-productions.myshopify.com 

Parts of the proceeds of both the calendar and poster  will go Jessie B's Academy for Preschoolers in St Louis.

We will be seeking gents of color for our 2021 calendar set for July 2020 release. Shoots will start Jan 16. If interested in shooting email to snaphoney2011@gmail.com for more details!

Now lets get town!

YOURS TRULY didnt do any traveling last weekend, so we will create some new segments:

FIT TALEZ

Here is a new segment that will be posting weekly:

YOURS TRULY have been in the fitness game for well over 20 years in the St Louis area and I have seen many people come and go at fitness centers and many situations that has left a memory that left more than what was seen:

There was a middle age white guy who used to go to the gym at Bally Total Fitness on Forsyth in Midtown STL who would always rerack the weights when he saw them out of their area. He mainly did that with the dumbbell and the weight plates. Now, mind you, there was a rule where people rerack their weights back in place, but he had taken it to the extreme. Sometime people would use like a dumbbell and put it on the floor in their area work space, maybe go and get some water and before you know it, their weight is gone. There were many times when people would tell him, "Im still using that weight," to the point where one guy, a gym head black guy  who used to play for the St Louis Rams  got into a confrontation with him about reracking his weight without him finishing and the gym head said "Keep talking shit." Well, the white guy got spooked and went to tell the manager of their  intense tete a tete. Well, on that day, he cooled down on his reracking but did it stop him from that day on? Of course he didnt.

LOL

                                                         WHO'Z SMILIN?

Here is a new segment that will be done biweekly.

                                                  Who do these smiles belong to?

    (THE FIRST TO EMAIL at snaphoney2011@gmail.com by DEC 23

    THE CORRECT ANSWERS CAN WIN A CHANCE TO RECEIVE $50)

For this week, I have one

As I was driving down Market in St Louis one morning, I saw a guy riding one of those Lime Scooters on the side of the street and he had his dog on a leash who was sprinting to keep up with him. I was like WTF! Those scooters are already a safety hazard but holding onto a running dog while riding one is utterly STOOPID.

Now what could have happened were the following scenarios :

A. The dog could have tripped and the guy would've slid the dog with the leash. 

B.The guy could have let go of the leash and the dog still trying to follow his master.

OR 

C.He could have tripped up on the scooter, falling into traffic as his dog runs out of the way of danger.

LOL

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OS 19. OUT ON THE TOWN

HEY OUTSTAGRS!

ITS THAT TIME!!

TIME TO GET TOWNED!!!

The 2020 OBSDN Men of Color Calendar is now ready for shopping and shipping! 

You can check out  12 guys from across the country in various fields pose in black white pic collages consisting of tasteful artistic body poses , undergear and fashion styles. 

To purchase go to www.maatology-productions.myshopify.com or click the ad on the right hand side of this blog (WEB VERSION OF BLOG).  LIMITED SUPPLY WILL BE SOLD.

Here are the gents who have participated in the 2020 calendar. This is the poster that is also on sale on the Shopify link. It retails at www.maatology-productions.myshopify.com 

Parts of the proceeds of both the calendar and poster  will go Jessie B's Academy for Preschoolers in St Louis.

Now lets get town!

Last Saturday, I attended Jessica Black's annual fundraiser for her pre school academy, Jessie B's at the Kappa House in Midtown St Louis.  

 YOURS TRULY presenting Jessica Black a check for $200 for donations from my calendar, OBSDN.  Photo by www.soliderbyblood.com

                                         Black at the mic welcoming everyone at the gala.

 Young boys demonstrating their learning to play the congra drum as their teacher 
Yahalelei Ben Kaniyah looks on. 

                                     The Academy Dance Team performing for the crowd. 

 Lou We Wood Radios' Antione Larry receiving an award from Black fro his contribution to the Academy.

 Mr April OBSDN 2020 rep Brandon Chisom presenting an award to Tony Davis for his work with the Academy.

YOURS TRULY posing with rapper Rinaa who won the 2020 OBSDN Men of Color Calendar and Poster during the gala's raffle and Chisom. Photo by www.soliderbyblood.com

For this week, I have one

On Wednesday, I had gone to the CVS Pharmacy on Lindell to pick up some items and I was in front of a young college kid in line. The college kid asked about where to find a particular item while in line and the check out lady told him where to find it. 

She placed his items to the side of the counter and then she said, "Next in line."

She had a perturbed look on her face and said to me, "I dont get these college kids these days, They do not know how to shop. When my kids were in school I made sure to teach them how to shop.

I laughed it off and just said, "I hear ya."

Then she went into a rabbit hole and said, "That's like my father, he was in Vietnam. And he had to learn how to fold clothes. If he didn't do it right, he had to clean the floors with a toothbrush."

She chuckled.

Again, I just said, 'I hear ya."

Soon after the college kid walked up behind me waiting to be checked as I walked off.

Then I said to myself after I walked out the store, "What made her go off like that?"

Who knows, but I know not to have all my items if I get her to check me and for her to talk about us lazy men. 

LOL